Secret Mojo Dumbs It Down for You

July 13, 2006

Backyard Inventory

Filed under: Naked Crunch,Poetry — secretmojo @ 2:58 am

Rubber chicken, DNA
Jersey guv’nor (flaming gay)
Toenail clippings, Bad News Bears
Better products for my hair
Sense of guilt and ice cream cones
South Dakota cowhead bones

Shawl, y’all, a kick to my balls,
mall, mall, mall, malls

Banana Boat, buff’lo wings
Hot dog glutton winning things
Knuckles and veins and dragons and strings

and sails and CPUs

Psychic bunk
viscous gunk
skunky, funky, chunky junk
in just one trunk
of my backyard


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